Money Can't buy Happiness, but it can Buy You Some "Fat-Ass Fudge"!


Hello my Sparkly Friends, and Happy Pink Saturday!

This is the second Pink Saturday of Breast cancer Awareness month,
and today I bought myself a
Pink Key!

So you may be wondering-
"Hey Tobi... Why the Potty mouth??"
Please excuse me Gentle readers, as
the term 
"Fat Ass Fudge"
is actually the name of this totally
amazingly delicious 
FUDGE!

I assure you that one bite will have you

HOOKED, 

which will result in you eating massive quantities of the stuff,

Which will then result in...

You guessed it...
BIG
FAT
Tushy!

I met the owner, 
Donna
at my local 
Whole Foods the other day,
and I guess I was
drawn in by the naughtyness of it all.

well, that-
and the fact that anything called
FUDGE
has my vote and is always
worthy of a tasting.
So taste I did,
and as the lovely 
Donna 
(Shown above)

performed a stand-up comedy schpeel
about her fudge,
which had me rolling on the floor-
when all I really wanted to tell her was

"Donna, my dear-
You had me at "Fat Ass"

but alas ,
my mouth was full
of the most delightfully smooth
 Fat Ass sweetness one could imagine.

So I bought a chunk
and went to the parking lot 
like a 
weird food junkie
and ate my chunk of 
F_A Fudge
in my car....
all alone...
that sounds like a problem-
Didn't I hear somewhere 
that you should never eat
Fudge 
Alone??

Oh nevermind, I think that is 
drinking that we are not supposed to do alone.

Well, just so you don't get annoyed that my post about 
FUDGE
has very little to do with Pinkness,
just take a gander at what i was looking at 
whilst
devouring 
my 
little
naughty 
treat...

Do you see those heavenly rays
streaming out of the clouds???


Methinks the 
Angels
got a hold of
some 
Fat A-s
and were expressing their
DEELIGHT!

So please visit
SWEET
Donna
over at 
and you can be a 
parking lot food junkie
just like me!!!

Then, with your mouth full
go over to 
and
visit all of my lovely pinky friends there!

Hope you have a Fudge Ridden Day!
I mean that in a good way! LOL



9 comments

  1. Hilarious!!!! I am definitely checking this stuff out - yes, you had me reading further at Fat Ass Fudge -what - I was, what is sweet sparkly Tobi saying?????
    great post -
    dana

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  2. Good Morning Tobi Sweetie...
    What a beautiful share. You are so stinkin cute, I always adore your writes. I wish we lived closer, we would be into so much trouble all the time.

    I am going to hop over and pay Donna a visit. I love fudge, and the FA fudge can't hurt me any, as I already have a big tushy.

    I also love your key you purchased. That is really cute sweetie. A constant reminder as we look at our keys so MANY times a day.

    Hope you are doing well my sweet friend. I hope to get another opportunity to call soon. Many hugs and SO much love, Sherry

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  3. Very funny post...now I want fudge! Love all the glitter and the music.

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  4. Yes, I am drooling...and I would have probably been in my car, parked next to yours! Heading to Fat Ass Fudge next - thanks alot! Have a sparkly weekend, Tobi!

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  5. Oh Tobi, You are Hilarious, Yes I think we all need a good belly laugh and some FAF! Maybe all just go buy some and log on to you post of the Sunset! have a Pinky good weekend! loved the Post! Hugs Marilou

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  6. I absolutely would love to try the fudge. The music made me want to stay all night. What is it? I felt transported.

    HAPPY PINK SATURDAY

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  7. Love the pink key-wish I had a piece of that fudge right now!

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  8. Oh boy....I have a major chocolate craving going on right now, and no chocolate in the house!!! Reading about your fat-ass fudge is making me drool!

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  9. Dear Tobi,
    I just love your blog!
    Would you mind if I grabbed your "button"?
    Thank you,
    Leticia

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